Route & Star by (ENZO )

didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

doncasturbate:

doncasturbate:

“this white boy is cute as hell..here take my number”

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I remember when I first made this post, the girl in the picture saw it and messaged me saying those were her exact thoughts

forever:

just imagine how good life would be if pizza made u have a flat stomach

the combination of your icon and url are fueling my existence

@Anonymous

500daysofsunburn:

im glad to know a corny pun and a chubby pug keep you alive

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